Below you will find my original review for Castle Dracula. The Dungeon
Boat Ride has been around since the 30’s, and had been the
pier’s Tunnel of Love prior to converting to the dark side
in 1976. The castle itself opened to the public in 1977. We lost
this landmark to fire this January (2002) and are truly sorry for
the loss. We mourn not for the attraction described below but for
the attraction it HAD been at one time and for the landmark of untapped
potential that it still was. Being lovers of this venue, staring
at the façade, we envisioned all that it could be. To me,
it would have made an AMAZING Haunted Dinner theater, keeping the
Dungeon ride below…. There is talk the castle will be rebuilt,
but sadly, I don’t believe it will. Walking thru it this past
year, its decay was apparent. Though it lacked the technological
advances of today’s houses, its downfall was in its skeletal
crew of young people who saw this as an option perhaps better than
Burger King. It was a haunt that was missing its heart, and without
that, I cannot see it’s resurrection from the ashes.
Review: Dracula's Castle
We had officially
kicked off our Halloween Season last September (2001) in Wildwood
NJ @ Dracula's Castle. We paid the $8 per person admission price
for the combo ticket, which had included the castle and the Dungeon
boat ride. We climbed the stairs to the impressive looking castle
and were greeted by young people in bad makeup. The actors had
painted their faces painted white, the guys wearing dark circles
under their eyes, and the girls had extended their eyeliner beyond
the corner of their eyelids.
We couldn't help but giggle when one of the crew walked by in
“full make-up” and wearing a Flyers cap. Now, a Philly
fan can be a scary thing; they're notoriously bad tempered, but
as none of us were wearing Laker memorabilia, we were unconcerned.
I did get a small chill down my spine when the Harpy* that took
our tickets screeched at my son's friend, "Stay in the middle
area." He had strayed a foot to the right to look over the
wall.
We were ushered into a room where they killed the lights and a
vampire jumped from the painting above the fireplace. She shrieked
at us for a minute or so, but I have no idea what she said. The
high pitched tone of the adolescent female is lost to all but
the keenest of dogs.
We
plodded down the hallway where we were corralled into another
pen to watch the "Electrocution man," (available at
most of your better Halloween Prop shops). Down another dark hallway
to another room, I do believe there were attempts to scare us
at different intervals in these hallways; however, their complete
lack of light did not allow for us to distinguish between the
cast and our fellow travelers.
Next room, a bloodletting scene. Lot's of noise as yet another
young woman screamed at us how she needed more blood for her master.
One of us would be chosen (at this point I felt, let it be me....).
She did manage to frighten the two little girls in front though.
Around the corner, next fence (please stand to the front...) Wow,
same girl (skeleton crew). Here we saw the beheading. And if I'm
not mistaken, we were now pretty safe, as the girl she beheaded
was also the master we met at the beginning but I don't really
think we were supposed to notice that.
Down another dark hallway and…. into the prop room, whoops,
someone had shut the door to the room that we were MEANT to walk
into. Pushed back into the correct area, we were oh so surprised
when the walls began to close in on us. Out thru one more dark
hallway, and into the night. We were really lucky to make it thru
that one... whew!
So, to quote my son, "that sucked." Maybe I would have
thought less if I had paid the "4 ticket" price of the
3-D Mummy tour on the boards, but $4.50 was a bit steep for a
few dark hallways, and overly rehearsed scenes enacted by the
same 2-3 young girls.
Down to the moat for the boat ride. Greeted by a not so friendly
cast member who was in the process of being reamed by a large
angry woman, we were told the ride was closed and to go back thru
the castle. Ummmm, no. They were not getting another ten minutes
of my life for that. So, I stood in line for 5-10 minutes waiting
to get my money back. While there, I managed to find out what
the “reaming” was about. Several people in front of
me had been on the Dungeon ride and halfway thru, the operators
shut the ride down when they smelled smoke. These patrons experienced
a scarier ride than was ever intended. The moat attraction, also
featuring mostly young and inexperienced people, had no clear
defined evacuation plan.
It
was never determined in the time that I was there if there had
indeed been a fire or if one of the pumps had blown causing the
smoke. I was a little relieved that we had chosen the castle first,
that kind of scare was not what I was looking for.
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