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River's
Edge
Cinnaminson, NJ |
Once
upon a time in NJ, the haunts were few. One of the original attractions
and one of the haunts that stood out among the best was River’s
Edge Haunted Hayride in Cinnaminson NJ. This little haunt that
at one time consisted only of a hayride was nestled in the woods
and the tractor would work it’s way thru the brush and living
up to it’s name, would wander down a path along the Delaware
River.
Today, the haunt still stands, and the actors and “behind
the scenes” staff we met still have the enthusiasm of true
haunters, but the owners of this once legendary hayride have lost
the thrill of the kill and sadly continue the event for the revenue
it still brings in (Though I’m certain it is not nearly
what it was in this attraction’s hey-day). This factor is
even evident in their website, photos from the attraction are
dated from 2000.
We visited the local attraction that boasted the hayride and walk
thru that had been added a few years ago, “The Psycho Path,”
on yet another evening threatening rain (thus our desire to stay
so local) and met with Joe the owner and members of the staff.

On entering the grounds, one is greeted by a large storage trailer
with great illustrations matching the façade of the Psych
Path. Their artwork was one of the more commendable features of
this location.
In front of the trail, in the fenced in courtyard sits the carriage
of a horse drawn hearse…. Built by their staff, it is one
of several original props of the attraction. Walking the grounds
was a large troll type creature… not very scary and appearing
to be a little sleepy he watched the gateway between the hayride
and the path.
The Psycho Path encompassed several different traditional themes.
We passed thru prison / dungeon scenes, into the River’s
Edge Mortuary. Here we met a great staff (who showed us how to
best utilize a coffin…. Was their “goodie drawer!”).
Enthusiastic about their work, they did a great job of manning
this section of the attraction. The use of a few pneumatic props
added to the element of surprise. Leaving the mortuary, we ventured
forward onto the path, thru alien ruins and past demonic alters.
Onto the hayride, where our tractor driver offered us bug spray
(now who says people in NJ aren’t hospitable?). Over
the river and thru the woods, (wait, wrong season), over the path
and along the river we traveled, thru a cemetery and past the
psycho meat market we survived encounters with chainsaw wielding
maniacs. A traditional hayride that let off in an open field complete
with bonfires for roasting marshmallows or melting the side of
your face off (the hottest bonfires we have ever experienced!)
and where cider was available.
Not
a complete waste of an evening but one I would be hard-pressed
to want to put forth $15 per person for. Our hats off to the actors
and creative staff that worked to bring life to this attraction.
As for the owners, maybe the ghost of Halloween past will visit
them one Hallow’s Eve and show them the error of their ways.
That Halloween is not about nickels and dimes, but a spirit that
lies in the heart of every true haunter… and with that,
they will work to foster the enthusiasm of their staff bringing
their event up to it’s potential and on par with other local
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